You’re friends are always sitting in peace circles having really in-depth conversations about the cosmos, or the inner-mind, or the beyond, or the abstract, or the anything that isn’t sports and candy bars. Maybe they talk about that too, but in a way that is deep. You want to talk deep too. You want to be deep. Well, now you can, just follow these tips.
1. Vague
If you don’t make any definitive statements, they can’t hold you to your word.
2. Silence
Shutting up is the best way to get others to shut up. Practice a stoic look in the mirror; get your eyes to glisten with the bright sheen like those of a curious child’s. This is the look. None question this look. Some may find it bewildering, but most will find it encapsulating. But no one will suspect that you’re a fool.
3. Agree
Everybody likes being agreed with. Say things like “Isn’t it so” and “I feel that way.” If someone asks you to clarify, just tell them you’re not sure how, but you just know it’s right
4. Gibberish
“The lion of our tears cannot be tamed by whip, he must be pounced upon by a cosmic black panther Sheba god, and that’s why the Walkman is out of style.” You hit people with that, and they’ll call you an idiot or crazy, but you just look at them like they’re too small to get it and they’ll start believing that you could be right.
5. Educate Yourself
If you truly want to be deep, than get deep. Instruct yourself on the philosophies and rhythms of the world. Read Siddhartha and The Prophet, and the litany of great enlightening books out there. Listen to Paul Simon and Justin Townes Earle, and give up on dubstep. Spend the time to lay under clouds and stars, thinking or not thinking, it doesn’t matter so long as you get in the hours.
6. Get New, Dumber Friends
Being deep is lame. Play video games and squish bugs to your heart’s content. As long as you experience joy in life, you’re as deep as you need to be.
Use SHOWME laser keyboard instead of a table lamp
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How To Be Deep
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